Madonna slated to direct her Diablo Cody-scripted biopic


Madonna. In her 60s. Almost certainly with a subscription to the AARP magazine. The latest adored and worshipful enjoy of her life — probably briefly — is Ahlamalik Williams. He’s 26 and in all probability roller skates to the retailer for his copies of Bop Journal and Teenager Vogue. This wonderful boy’s dad and mom are young than she is, 3 decades older than her daughter, and is also a dancer so no jokes about the several moves he can make.

In any case, amongst their rompers, information is she’s co-producing — with Oscar winner Diablo Cody — a biopic of her everyday living. Madge herself will immediate it. She, having said that, will not star in it. Alec Baldwin’s latest toddler, his fifth baby with his 2nd spouse, could participate in Ahlamalik.

The one that obtained away

A Michael Fuchs Galerie in Berlin retains a video clip of four character kinds outlined by Greek thinker Galen, a VIP I have in no way satisfied individually. On it, for some rationale, Cate Blanchett blanches in “Sanguine,” “Choleric,” “Melancholic” and “Phlegmatic” for 3 ¹/₂ minutes. And for some motive I never comprehend, will make faces. And utters “I really like you, I never appreciate you.” There is an app termed Acute Art, a way to knowledge and collect this “augmented reality.” I now know why I under no circumstances interviewed Greek thinker Galen.

Fools on parade

Like everything else that won’t — Thanksgiving’s traditional 2 ¹/₂-mile oom-pah down Central Park West will not. Floats will attach to a couple autos. Each individual balloon’s 80 to 100 handlers will look at it on Television set like everyone else. Santa’s scheduled to schlep up at the stop, except he and Mrs. Claus blow the temperature checks.

Record lesson

There is BS about a third in line maybe for our presidency. I, Madam Adams, will teach you. The precedent semi-exists.

March 1849, on a Sunday at noon President Polk’s expression expired and he did not seek re-election. George Dallas (a town acquired named for him) was out as VP. When President-elect Zachary Taylor refused to be sworn in on Sunday, the Lord’s Working day, we were being without the need of a leader for that working day. Our third in line was Missouri Sen. David Rice Atchison. Folklore retains that Atchison succeeded to the presidency for this working day, but who’s to say for sure. I was not there. Bio: Born, Frogtown, Ky. Educated, Transylvania U. Little “unofficial” Presidential Library in wherever-thehell’s Atchison, Kan. His Plattsburg, Mo., statue bears the legend “President of the US for a single working day.”

This “one-day 12th president” liked to say it was “the honestest administration this place ever experienced.”

Lawyering up

Pre-CV, we burbled much too lots of legal professionals, now not more than enough. Everyone’s suing. Divorce, custody, wills, home loans, evictions, disputes, reorganizations, dismissals, bankruptcies, promissory notes, bank loan modifications, lender difficulties, collections unreturned, financial loans, businesses experiencing foreclosure, dollars not returned, raises canceled, contractors not demonstrating up, promises not stored, operate not carried out, awful relatives, repossessing residence with other attorneys defending thousands and thousands of house owners and so forth.

But NY Republicans, acquire heart. Soon after Mr. & Mrs. de Blasio’s cutting-edge leadership and AOC’s BS sticking to us like merde, worry not. Adhering to the Goldwater-for-President debacle, NYC elected Republican Mayor John Lindsay, Republican Mayor Giuliani, Republican (then) Mayor Bloomberg. So, keep in mind that motto of Dwelling Stark on “Game of Thrones”: “Winter is coming.”

East Sider Dr. Marc Lazare on a dentist purifying his business: Customized sneeze guards to reduce transmissions. Appointments staggered, no waiting around. Each and every home sanitized for the future affected person. Masks, experience shields, surgical gowns, head covers and disposables adopted. Activated by gentle, air purification and photoelectrochemical oxidation filters installed to purify launched air into the environment.

Suction process for removing of silver-mercury fillings. A number of touch-totally free Purell dispensers. Arrivals pre-screened, temperature taken, squirted with antibacterials. People acquiring his cell number for crisis worries.

Only in New York, little ones, only in New York.